My First "Untitled"

Heya Blogger-minds,
Wassup? Hows the drafts going? Getting high on Marijuana?
Nothing new in that... Keep it'ing!
Well, before u lift that knife to stab me, lemme just start off!

Today's post is related to some of the most amazing poems in the world that come from my stable!!!
hee hee! Hell ya!
Me kinda a small time poet myself...
I have this inborn liking for rhyming words since my twinkle twinkle little stars!
My first ever good looking poem goes like this :-

(Untitled)

******

As ethos as the sky
Zealous to my life
Incessant mystic living opal
Yearning a meteor a
Attar with its best
Cayenne to Celsius
Sedulous to cavort
is what she is all about.

Revel lady, blotch in my Heart
Sweet cygnet, cynosure
intend will you to fill my cart
with your mastery Sepia-shore.

I am a stupid kismet mule
With you, im a kilo joule
Pivotal, fair friend in life
lady piper, spare my like.

******

Well comments are entertained...
(Please do keep in mind that i wrote this around 2-3 years ago.. Amateur writing.. Hail! )

Things We Say (And Its Real Meaning)

1.I'll call you
If I ever see you around, maybe I'll say hi

2.It's my treat
I'll be paying, ok ,but I'll be expecting you to offer to split the bill. And if you insist, well, it's your treat then...

3.It´s my fault
If you hadn't done that I wouldn't have made a mistake in the first place

4.The party starts at 12, but everybody will arrive at 1
If you come before 1, you´ll have to help me to arrange everything and I won´t pay you attention
5.I know what I´m saying
I´ve heard that on a TV program or someone told me about it, I don´t remember accurately...

6.The deadline is Tuesday at noon? Got it!
If I work all Wednesday night, I´ll probably finish it

7.I´ve been working really hard lately
I´m taking just 1 coffee/cigarette break an hour

8.You think I´m wrong?
You are stupid! Hahahaha

The Barclays Premier League and Spanish Primera Liga cannot be more different in terms of style and pace. However, are the champions inter-linked somehow?

For a start, look at the respective league winners since 2001:

2001

BPL champion: Man United

Primera Liga champion: Real Madrid

2002

BPL champion: Arsenal

Primera Liga champion: Valencia

2003

BPL champion: Man United

Primera Liga champion: Real Madrid

2004

BPL champion: Arsenal

Primera Liga champion: Valencia

2005

BPL champion: Chelsea

Primera Liga champion: Barcelona

2006

BPL champion: Chelsea

Primera Liga champion: Barcelona

2007

BPL champion: Man United

Primera Liga champion: Real Madrid

2008

BPL champion: Man United?

Primera Liga champion: Real Madrid

Seems like United are destined to win the league title this season.

Sambhar of '69 - By Akshay sir

Had my first real six rupees,
Stole it from my mother's purse.
Went to a Madrasi hotel,
To eat the Sambhar of '69.

Me and some kadke dost,
Had it all and we got a bad tummy,
Josemon puked, Jabbar got ulcers,
and Bagga ne maari dakar.

Oh when I went back there now,
the food was as stale as ever,
and though it was 1999,
still the sambhar was being served over there,

That was the worst Day of my life.
(CHORUS)

Therez no use in complaining,
when you got no other place to eat,
rushed in the evening to the doctors clinic,
but he too was at the toilet seat, yeah

Standing there waiting outside,
The nurse told me to will wait forever,
Oh!! and when I held my breath,
I knew that I had to use that loo there

That was the worst Day of my life.
(CHORUS)
Back to the sambhar of 69.

Man I was getting killed,
I was full and restless,
I needed to unwind,
I guess nothing can wait forever - FOREVER... NO!

And now the times are changin'
Look at everything that's come and gone
Somethimes when I see pizzaz and burgers
I think about ya wonder what went wrong

Standing there waiting outside,
The nurse told me to will wait forever,
Oh!! and when I held my breath,
I knew that I had to use that loo there

That was the worst Day of my life.

U hav Post!

Aftermath ma B'Day - Tribute to my Friend (who got me a cute photo album)

Okay!
This is for the one who gave me a cute photo album as my B'dy Gift..


Thanks A Billion Pal!!!


Its bin years ... (although implied) .. since id seen a B'dy Present. i mean..the last time i got a gift was this piano organ... when i was in 5th Grade or so, by ma uncle...
since then all my B'dy presents included tough question papers, most of which i ve proudly flunked!!! ( - Reason why i usually took my parents to visit My School principal for tea!)
Mostly i get a new pen-set or marker or a humping clipboard so that i may do my exams well on that day!!! *sigh*
well, thats my life! aint it fun? having your B'dy on the 4th of march!
Bull!! i say

Now exams are postponed and a new dawn of life appears! college life! A life where all the exam dates get postponed on the eve of the first test!! Bless u!
Well, i took my day off on march 4th as most of the jobless souls (being relieved of exam stress) gave me a ring! My mobile battery had to be charged twice that day!!!

well, im off the subject already!!! continuing where i left off..

she gave me message sayin that she'd get me something when we meet up at ims (my CAT coaching centre)


*disclaimer:Now "she" is just my female friend whom i ll keep anonymous wit u, Blogger-Bhai!!!


For some crap reason every week, we din have coaching for over a month!!! what nonsense na(like she say's)!
today, finally we had a proper class!!! phew! n afterwards when then class got over, she popped this neatly wrapped gift into my hand..and i never really felt so happy before!
thats when i realized that i had to get her a chocolate bar as a B'dy treat.. but alas.. her mom arrived.. she had to go!!! Now, its a wait for another week until we meet next time!!!

Bull!! i say

well..its well past mid-night and silence around me is getting louder...
i think its time for me to take a leak and go get cozy with my blankey!!

N once again.. Thanks Buddy.. The Photo Album will be treasured!

Yawn! Gnite..
*snORE!!!*
*Wakes up suddenly*
oh before that.. off to the pee room!

My Confrontation wit Blogger-Baba

Hilo dere...
Where were u all this time??
as in?
when was the last time u blogged?
oh.. well.. That!
yea That!
..sorry pal, dunno!!! its just that no body reads these stuff!!!
Bull!
really! i meaN, apart from me n u, no one actually cares bout what is written down in my blog!!!
hmpf!
ok baba! sorry!!! *Holding ears*
dont repeat it again!!!
the holding ears part or the part where i dint blog for a long time?
Bakwas bandh kar!